A fun page to
bring a smile to your face and lightness to your heart
The Guidelines for a Happy Marriage
1. Never be angry at the same time - take it in turns.
2. Never yell at each other - unless the house is on fire.
3. If one of you has to win an argument - let it be the other.
4. If you have to criticise - do it lovingly - and with tact
5. Never bring up mistakes from the past - otherwise you’ll be there all night.
6. Neglect the whole world - rather than one another.
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled - unless (Groom) has been on the
grog.
8. At least once every day - try to say one kind word to each other.
9. When you have done something wrong - be ready to admit it and when you are
right - just shut up.
10. If you wish happiness and harmony to reign in your household, remember the
date of your wedding anniversary.
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM CHILDREN ON LOVE AND MARRIAGE:
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little
stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to
do it. It takes too long." Leo,
WHAT THE CHILDREN WOULD DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They want to be sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money
for them." Dave, 8
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to
order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire."
Christine, 9
ON MARRIAGE:
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I
haven't got anybody to marry me yet." Gary, 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them.... It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" Tom, 5
HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!"
Ricky, age 7
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if
you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
